Report from the front
Horde raids the Wetlands in decisive Angerfang Encampment Raid
Good evening, Azeroth. I'm Ron Burgundoom, and I have been told my moustache is trending in Menethil Harbor. Tonight, a report of great and terrible importance. On Monday, October 5, from 2:32 AM EDT to 3:47 AM EDT, the Horde carried out the Angerfang Encampment Raid in the Wetlands. The raid was a decisive success. The Horde killed 106 to 14.
The Alliance counted 106 deaths. The Horde counted 14. One name towers over the night. Mhureth Theolia, of the guild <Slightly Above Average>, scored 90 kills and dealt 118354 damage. I have read many leather-bound books, and none of them contain a number like 90. At 3:31 AM EDT came a quad kill. At 3:34 AM EDT, a triple kill. At 3:37 AM EDT, 10 kills without dying. At 3:46 AM EDT, a rampage of 7 kills, and another 10 kills without dying. The front moved like a mighty river, or a... a large soup. I need a moment.
I am back. My dog has been brought in to comfort me. Healers matter too. For the Alliance, Kharlo Ambertorch led with 6473 healing. For the Horde, Mhureth Theolia also healed, 3065 of it. Truly a person of many talents, like me and my jazz flute. Among the Alliance, Lukewarm Munitions of <hell warriors> had 2 kills, and Gooner Longshot dealt 2444 damage. For the Horde, Korlesa Dawnlight had 3 kills, and Durashi Foreverpvp of <The Forever Open IV> had 2. THE HORDE HELD. Or raided. I had tuna for lunch, in a pudding.
Stay classy, Azeroth.
