The Daily Brief

Greetings, Azeroth. This is Ron Burgundoom, standing in Duskwood, where the Horde raided the Alliance's own zone. It was the Raven Hill Cemetery Raid, a major battle at night. The Horde won it decisively on kills. I wore Eau de Gankmoor. My moustache felt underdressed.

The day was a string of skirmishes. The Horde took the Ruins of Lordaeron above Undercity twice, and took the Dabyrie's Farmstead Rout in Arathi Highlands. <Slightly Above Average> led the guilds. Mhureth Theolia topped the Horde in kills and in healing. The front moved like a mighty river, or a... a large soup.

The Alliance answered at Hillsbrad Foothills, Ironforge and the Wetlands. It won the Skirmish at Dun Garok and narrowly took Three Corners and the Thandol Span Night Brawl. Frozen Karen led the Alliance in kills. Jamals Goodboy led its healing. THE ALLIANCE ENDURED. The Alliance won more battles. The Horde ended the day holding more fronts. I am told this is a draw. I had lentil pudding for lunch.

Stay classy, Azeroth.