The Daily Brief

Good morning, Azeroth. I am Ron Burgundoom, and my moustache has asked me to say it slept well. I stand today in the quiet after Saturday, and I have never been more certain of anything. I think.

The Alliance won the day in battles. It took the skirmish at Ironforge in the Ironforge Night Scuffle, decisively. It also won two evening skirmishes at Hillsbrad Foothills, the Skirmish at Hillsbrad Fields and the Clash at Hillsbrad Fields, both narrowly. Narrow! Like a hallway, or a… a very thin sandwich. I ate one for lunch. It was a pickle.

But the Horde took Undercity twice, in the Undercity Evening Rout and the Undercity Night Clash, both decisive. The Horde held Orgrimmar, Thousand Needles and Undercity, and so held more fronts. The Alliance held Ironforge and Stormwind City. <Goof Troop> led the guilds. Xandric Milkers led the Horde in kills, with Wizzard Thegrey healing. Eureka Deez led the Alliance in kills, with Lieght Prot healing. I… I need a moment. THE DAY DIVIDED.

Stay classy, Azeroth.