The Daily Brief

I am Ron Burgundoom, and I stand in the Ruins of Lordaeron above Undercity, wearing Eau de Gankmoor. My moustache is nervous. I have been told it is Thursday's fault.

The Horde took every fight of the day. It began in the morning with the Clash at the Ruins of Lordaeron, a decisive Horde win, and the fighting was above the city, not in it. By evening the Horde had won the Skirmish at the Stagnant Oasis in the Barrens, decisively, and the Clash at Webwinder Path in Stonetalon Mountains, narrowly. The front moved like a mighty river, or a... a large soup.

Then came the night. The Horde won the Brawl in the Wailing Caverns, narrowly, and the Skirmish at the Wailing Caverns, decisively. It also won the Skirmish in Blackfathom Deeps, decisively. <The Click> led the guilds. Mhureth Theolia led the Horde in kills, and Zhark Strom healed. Dobzy Mm led the Alliance in kills, and Stoc Dru healed. The Alliance held only the Deadmines. I had soup for lunch. It was a sandwich. THE HORDE LED.

Stay classy, Azeroth.