Report from the front
Alliance drives Horde from the Ruins of Lordaeron, 153 deaths to 24
Good evening, Azeroth. I'm Ron Burgundoom, and my moustache has asked me to say it is very proud of tonight's broadcast. It has not been told what it is about. Neither have I.
The news is this. On Monday, October 5, the Alliance took the Ruins of Lordaeron, above Undercity, in the Taking of the Ruins of Lordaeron. The fighting ran 58 minutes, from 11:57 PM EDT to 12:55 AM EDT. The Horde was driven out. There were 177 deaths in all: 153 Horde deaths and 24 Alliance deaths. The Alliance killed 153 to 24. It was decisive. The front moved like a mighty river, or a... a large soup.
The guild <B l G P P V P> did the heavy work, with 136 kills. Statistics Enjoyer led with 19 kills and 15878 damage. At 12:48 AM EDT, Statistics Enjoyer stood at 19 kills without dying. I... I need a moment. Holy Manaman added 14 kills. Lumbermill Reckoning took 12 kills and 13316 damage, and also stood at 12 kills without dying at 12:48 AM EDT. Baimani Dominicus had 8 kills without dying, and Omegared Duck had 5. THE ALLIANCE ADVANCED.
Healers win battles too. Nushen Shen healed 15967 for the Alliance. For the Horde, Defeated Lightbearer healed 2961. At 12:52 AM EDT, Revise This of the Horde had 5 kills without dying. The guild <do not panic> took 5 kills. I had a tuna sandwich with jam for lunch, and I stand by it. My dog has not spoken to me since.
Stay classy, Azeroth.
