Horde crush Alliance in Ashenvale, 145 kills to 11, at Thistlefur Village
Ron Burgundoom, reporting from the front
Ron Burgundoom here, freshly shaved everywhere except the one place that matters, and smelling faintly of Eau de Gankmoor. The Horde won the Thistlefur Village Melee in Ashenvale on the Europe PvP world, and the margin was decisive. The Horde killed 145 to 11. Fighting ran from 5:24 PM EST to 8:08 PM EST on Sunday, November 8, a span of 165 minutes.
Tyez Dingo of <Jagódki Nadina> carried the field. Tyez took 64 kills, and at 7:24 PM EST went 39 kills without dying. I repeat: 39. Nobody on the Alliance side found the time to do anything about it. Super Profesh took 20 kills, and went 20 kills without dying at 7:13 PM EST. Raredun Steak of <No sweats> took 5. <Jagódki Nadina> led the guilds with 64 kills, and <No sweats> had 5.
The Alliance suffered 145 deaths. Their best came in single kills, one apiece. Angkasa Bali of <BingoBongo> took 1. Disyasha Burstova took 1. Doffy Grimshade of <Silver Hand Forever> took 1, and the guild <ZAKON> also logged 1. The Horde took 11 deaths in all. I have placed that number on the desk in front of me and I am looking at it sternly.
Each side's top healer when they healed 10,000 or more, from the app's combat logs; multi-kills of three or more and streaks of five or more, from every named kill. How they count
